Narnia Staff Application
April 6, 2000
Dan Rich - "You know that staff application is due at 5:30pm"
Adam - "Do you have an extra application?"
"No, you'll have to pick one up from the row office."
"Aww, never mind. Fuck it."
"I'll drive you there you punk bitch, it's not out of the way for me."
Jim - "Are you ready to go?"
"Shit, I should probably do that app thing before we leave."
I turn in an application to be the house or kitchen manager with following essays attached.
- What motivates you to apply for this position?
My primary motivation is a desire to stay in the magical land that is Narnia. In my all too brief time living in Narnia, I have discovered the joy of living in a smaller, more tightly-knit community, and I would like to continue to be a part of it next year. Becoming a staff member here would allow me to improve and contribute to the house that I have come to love so dearly.
- What relevant experience do you have?
Although I have no directly relevant experience to make me qualified for the positions of either House or Kitchen manager, I am deep-down an anal-retentive, over-organized person who has extreme Jewish guilt concerning any responsibilities I take on. I believe this combination of qualities makes me a suitable candidate. Also, I have been cooking my entire life, so I feel very comfortable in kitchens. And I can make a mean eggs benedict.
- What are you other time commitments next year?
I have no substantial time commitments for next year.
- What would you like to accomplish in your year as a manger?
I would like to improve the quality of life at Narnia by doing my part to insure that the kitchen and house are run as smoothly and efficiently as possible, and by encouraging a sense of community amongst the residents by being my fun, cool, and sexy self.
If that doesn't get my a position as house or kitchen manager, nothing will.