if you bring the dinner

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Performed by Paene Dedecor:
Bill Falsey (guitar)
Dan Flickinger (drums)
Adam Mathes (vocals)

Lyrics by Adam Mathes, translated from a poem by Catullus

My fabullus, in a few short days, at my place,
if all goes well, you'll eat well -
just don't forget, to bring with you,
a great and big...
a great and big...
a great and big...
DINNER

Chorus
YOU'LL EAT WELL, YOU'LL EAT WELL
IF YOU BRING THE DINNER
YOU'LL EAT WELL, YOU'LL EAT WELL
IF YOU BRING THE DINNER


Don't forget, the wit and the beer,
that really cute girl that plays bass,
and those loud laughs of yours.
Oh yeah, that's right, bring it all, my charming pal, and you'll eat well,
cause Catullus's tiny velcro wallet is chock full of unpaid receipts...

[Chorus]

In return you'll get, the pure stuff
and if that's not good enough, something even sweeter:

I'll give you that scent
that the gods gave my girl,
and when you smell it
you'll you were all,
wish you were all...
wish you were all...
(DRUMROLL)
NOSE

[chorus x2]