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In The Year 2015

“Well instead of tail -f ‘ing referrer logs your watch will tap your wrist when people talk about you on the internet. Also there are hoverboards but they are basically just brand marketing.”

“What about snacks?”

“Snack technology is basically the same as in 2000.”

“I was really hoping for better snacks.”

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