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Everyone Knows Shark Wallets Are Huge

Far Cry 3 is a game where people incessantly tell me to go save my friends and I don’t know how to make my character say, “no, I have to go hang glide off this mountain into the ocean and then hunt sharks to make a new wallet.”

And although I miss the “almost dying of malaria” element of Far Cry 2, it is probably my game of the year that isn’t Fez.

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