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11:44am

“What is it?”

“I got nothing.”

“You called 3 times, left 2 voicemail messages, and sent a text message saying ‘call me now’ and you have nothing.”

“Well, nothing important. Did you get that voicemail? I just really think you should play the new Batman game.”

“I’m hanging up now.”