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Naming For Control

“Let me get this straight. It’s named based on a parody of how giant corporations inappropriately join things together to create something completely disgusting?”

“You don’t approve?”

“It’s perfect. It shows a level of self-awareness that astounds me.”

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Previously, in the forbidden archives…

“Who came up with that name?”

“I did.”

“I mean, you do realize the [redacted] was dug with slave labor, right? And constantly under the control of imperialsts, and caused a bunch of wars?”

“We didn’t want to use [redacted thing with same historical connotations].”

“Anyway, it’s perfect.

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