by adam mathes
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You Can't Retcon Failed Health Care Reform

Sometimes a sequel can be so bad that it manages to detract from the works that came before it that were previously liked.

How much happier would I be if The Phantom Matrix had never been released?

I mean, it hasn’t because it doesn’t exist. But the point is those sequels are so bad it’s hard to even get their names right because of all the colons.

And yes, I know that Episode I was a prequel, technically, but let’s not start talking about Jedi.

What I’m getting at is Hillary Clinton is fucking up the 90’s retroactively.

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