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Don't Trust Anyone Over 20

“What should my self-summary say?”

“I work for a well-known place and I make a lot of money. I just really want to feel the love because my best friend thinks I’m a pessimist and I want to prove her wrong. I am funny and witty and down to earth and I like sex. I am a video game lover and I have cool t-shirts. Also, my glasses are cool.”

“Do I really have to say the money part?”

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