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from adam
to evan
date Apr 24, 2007 11:04 AM
subject Fwd: Out Stanford Reunion!

Am I supposed to remember this person from freshman year?

Who the fuck has 5 year reunions, anyway?

-adam

[ redacted ]

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from evan
to adam
date Apr 24, 2007 11:45 AM
subject Re: Fwd: Out Stanford Reunion!

I have no idea who [redacted] is. This has all the makings of nigerian internet scam. She lived on your hall right? I don't even remotely remembering anyone with that name on the first floor.

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from adam
to evan
date Apr 24, 2007 12:36 PM
subject Re: Fwd: Out Stanford Reunion!

I was assuming she lived on your floor.

The internet claims [redacted] I found a photo in [redacted] of her but I swear I've never seen her in my life.

-adam

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from evan
to adam
date Apr 24, 2007 1:19 PM
subject Re: Fwd: Out Stanford Reunion!

I saw the photo [redacted]. I've never seen that girl before. Ever. This is mysterious. I wonder how many more email exchanges like this one are happening because of her.

Evan

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from evan
to adam
date Apr 25, 2007 6:24 PM subject Re: Fwd: Out Stanford Reunion!

Hey Adam, Is the one glaring thing that we're missing about this email is that the subject line is OUT STANFORD REUNION? And why did you get it? You're so hetero you like cartoons of girls.

I'm just sayin'

— April 30, 2007

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