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"Really, it's that popular?"

"I think so."

"Ok, lets set up a profile here... Ok, blah blah blah, blah blah blah. Do you drink? Let's see, the options are...

Prefer not to say
No
Socially
Often (>3 times a week)

Hmm... 3 times a week, that seems like a lot. To admit. And 'no' doesn't really seem right. So, maybe I'll go with socially?"

"Isn't that the most untrue option for you? Don't you pretty much drink anti-socially?"