by adam mathes
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And Drag

I’ve been “clicking” with more people lately.

While this could be due to increased interpersonal skills or mood, I consider some alternative reasons more plausible:

  • Bozo-detector precision improved over 20x, causing less time spent with bozos, more time spent with non-bozos
  • 23% decrease in “adamscent” (unproven)
  • Increased ice cream consumption leading to more time spent in brain-freeze status, harder to be angry
  • Lower standards

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