by adam mathes
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Grocery Store Lines

I was waiting in line and just had a bottle of champaign.

It was for celebratory purposes.

As I was checking out, the woman behind me put down:

  • A giant plastic jug of Ketel One vodka
  • Two packages of D-cell batteries

It sort of made me feel bad for celebrating.

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