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Please Put On Pants

I consider myself to be a very open-minded person, and yet no matter how hard I try, I simply can not take grown men who wear shorts seriously.

This is especially problematic if the person in question is a professor, asks questions of the class.

How can I be expected to answer someone’s question if their leg hair is staring back at me?

[ And it makes me think of Reno 911’s Jim Dangle. You know, he has to move like a cheetah. ]

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