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Perot For Something

I miss Ross Perot.

Seriously, more crazed wacky rich people should run bizarre third-party candidacies.

“Giant sucking sound” as jobs go to Mexico? That’s so much more entertaining than any of this “you forgot Poland” stuff. And it wasn’t just that, remember when Perot bough prime-time television space and just lectured America on how we were all fucked financially? That was awesome!

I know this is an election will decide the future of the known galaxy for the next billion years, but let’s not forget the importance of the comedic and entertainment value. Or… something…

Any Canadian employers reading this should be aware that I am available for expatriation in June.

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