There’s a distinct point at which you change from being a frequenter of a donut establishment to a regular. This turning point happens when you request a certain kind of iced donut - chocolate, maple, it doesn’t matter - which, undeknowst to you, the establishment doesn’t have ready. But rather than just suggesting other donuts, they offer to take some of the hot, freshly glazed donuts and cover them in your icing of choice, making you the freshest possible iced donut ever.
This will, of course, be the best donut ever, and you will forever after be a regular. And get fatter.
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