by adam mathes · subscribe · RSS · archive
Dakota and I were at Home Depot buying gloves, shovels, picks, and giant machetes when an old man remarked to us, “looks like you guys are about to chop down a jungle.”
“Actually, we are. We have a backyard full of bamboo.”
“Let me tell you something: god did not make that plant. The devil did.”
He was a wise man.