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“You should really think about hiring someone to come once a month to clean your apartment, because you’ll never clean it.”

“Mom, I don’t even have a job offer yet, let alone a job, or an apartment, and you want me to worry about hiring a cleaning lady?”

“See, Adam, your mother just has different priorities than you.”

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