by adam mathes
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Wig Shop

So I was in this wig shop and they had this great t-shirt that said addicted to Jesus, but looked like the Adidas logo.

It was awesome.

Then I realized that it wasn’t really meant ironically, and that the people in the wig shop were pretty serious about their Jesus.

I still wanted one though.

Umm, I didn’t really have anything else to say about that, I just thought the setup was too good to throw away since it is entirely true.

Also, and this is totally unrelated, but I can’t believe I’m losing to a guy raised on a commune who has scoliosis. I mean, at least my spine is straight!

Well, mostly straight. I think.

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