by adam mathes
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I was watching ABC’s World News Now at 3am and it seemed sort of like an episode of GI Joe when Bin Laden’s tape message was played. It sounded just like the things Cobra Commander used to say. Kind of.

Anyway, it’s just like GI Joe. You know, and Saddam would be sort of like Destro, and then Bin Laden is like Cobra Commander, except more anti-semitic.

And I’m not sure who Cheney or Powell are, exactly, but I’m sure that George W. is Bazooka.

That was the punchline.

Ok, seriously, have to stop with the entries at 4am.

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