by adam mathes
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Scaring People Away

Although one of my main goals in life is to scare most people away, I think, perhaps, I need to tone down my away messages. I think, perhaps, they may be scaring people who otherwise may have wanted to speak to me. Take, for example, this incredibly fake-sounding but entirely real exchange that I came back and read after a paricularly tough Monday:

xxxxx: your a hot piece of ass adam mathes

Auto response from AdamMathes: fucking senior project fucking bullshit, followed by dinner, followed by more stupid fucking bullshit project work that i don’t care about for a different bullshit class. seven more weeks. say it with me, seven more weeks.

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