by adam mathes
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“You can’t get in.”

“But dudey, I have a plan. I’m going to start at least two companies, and get a book published in the next three years, and then I’ll be able to get into Harvard business school.”

“Why don’t you just for once do something because you find it interesting and exciting and not solely to impress other people and pad your resume?”

“Do you think I slept with all those women because I wanted to? No. It was resume padding. Why do you think I had all those limp dick problems? Because I’m actually a flaming homosexual.”

“That really does explain a lot.”

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