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Grammatical Issues

I knew things were bad when he wrote “Dr.” before his name on every handout.

No professor I’ve ever had writes “Dr.” before their name on their handouts. It’s just absurd.

I knew things were horrible when he said “more better” during lecture without even noticing.

I kept thinking, “I want my fucking money back. Nobody should pay thirty-five thousand dollars a year and have a professor say ‘more better.’”

It will be nice to graduate.

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