by adam mathes · subscribe · RSS · archive
My repeated efforts to get Sega to pay me for the hours I spent driving a fucking forklift for them in that stupid Shenmue game have been unsucessful, in case you were wondering.
Also note that the title of this article is a clear ripoff of an old article Steve Albini wrote for the Baffler, “The Problem With Music.” But where Steve’s article was a brilliant expose on the bullshit that is the music industry, mine is just, umm, you know, stupid crap in Über.
“And why does my character stammer and and act awkwardly around girls that obviously have the hots for him? I don’t need to play a video game for that, I do that just fine in real life. “