by adam mathes
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I saw a cute girl working in the lounge when I walked through it to throw my garbage out. As I continued on my trash-throwing expedition, I attempted to think of some clever way to introduce myself on the return trip through the lounge.

So my brilliant planning yielded brief eye-contact followed by a moment of shared awkwardness, and then me leaving the lounge without saying anything.

What can I say. I’m super smooth.

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